My first non-political tyrade, absolutely free, good advice too
I would like to tell you some secrets. But I won't.
You see, the sleepy frog in me is taking over and He likes to repeat. Of course, if one does that there is no way of saying anything new to all or any audience. This kils the secret!
So what I will tell is what you and I have heard a million times but failed to act on it. You know, in one ear out the other.
Drink your milk. This one did not kick in until the TV commercials in the 50's. Now we have a record number of osteoporosis cases.
Don't smoke. Inhalation the response. We all know the effects.
Read your blogs. Whoa! I think I am getting too far ahead of my frog. Croak, croak...
A couple of friends (call them B+M) went on ratting on each other in public. About public office. Croak, croak...
Hold on, croak, this is politics at its finest. Well I don't know. You know, croak.
That thing sitting on my head is really trying to get me going. I am glad I do not have to use paper for blogging and I can cover the keyboard with see-thru plastic while typing. What a bad thig to say, croak. Ha, I did not say it I blogged it. Pat, splat, pat. Where is the rag. Croak, croak, don't blog on frog. Off you jump, go and chase them roaches, I will finish shortly.
(from afar) croak, tell them to invest in biotech. Which biotech. Croak, that one you wrote about the other week.
O, you mean BIophan? Yep croak (slurp, slurp). Why should I tell them about that. Croak, croak because that is the only stock you bothered writing about for a while. Next time I wiill. Croak why? My secret.Bye.