We live! Croak, croak

Well, for now anyway

Published on July 3, 2004 By tworysiek In Life Journals

Vancouver, BC, July 3,2004 4:35 am

Hello there. I am the real Blog the Frog. The guy is fast asleep and I can tell you some good stuff. It is 4:25 am in Vancouver and it looks beautiful. The only problem is that when it gets too dry there might be not too many bugs around, o hello there (slurp gulp) croak this was a nice roach. Croak maybe the last. Whoa, what a meal. Many people in developing countries would like to have a meal like that once a day. Croak. Please send your generous donations to me. The address is eh..., Croak. hmmm.. Blog the Frog at hmmmmm.. croak ...
Hey, what are you doing at this computer? tada..tada.. tada..... what? Hey don't you try to cheat these folks out of their money. Uff.... I am glad I got up. OK, no address here! Listen nobody ever send money to this frog. He's worse than all the governments combined. He is just plain overhead.
One time He wanted to become a minister. So He hacked into a government database and replaced one guys name with his. Well, not exactly his. Blog McFrogg He called himself. Anyways it did not last for long. As soon as a guard saw a frog wearing a tall hat and a name tag he just raised a foot and the whole affair cost me $300 in vet fees. Croak, (slap) croak.....(quietly) croak....
No sooner He was back when he sat at the computer (when I was aslep) and hacked into another minister's support staff computer and entered his speech for him. The next day the unaware minister read that speech at the party convention and I must admit it was a resounding success. Croak, croak (proudly) crrroak.
Now, you may ask how could a frog write a 15 minute speech for a minister. I don't know. I used to joke about a computer program that would write speeches. You feed it 10 to 15 words (mixed verbs, nouns etc) as per topic. And you get a printout of all possible combinations of these words. It is a known fact that some of these combinations will form intelligent sentences. There you go.
But I think I got carried away.
The thing I wanted to tell you about was my little secret. I like a company called Biophan. I got it on my radar for a quarter now and it is not moving up too much, just sideways so I keep accumulating each time it bottoms out. Another way of donating money to research with a chance to win big. See Link for yourself. About a month ago Blog told me that He thinks this company will go up 500 times in the next 6 years. So I checked the board of directors and no Mr. Gates is not on it. Neither is Blog McFrogg. I don't know why He's pushing.
Will open full invest-igation next week. Until then: have a good night (or whatever the timezone throws at you).

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